i think i just got hit by a car??

My head was bobbing a bit at my desk and I could feel that my eyes were half way shut so I decided to step out of the office to get a "fake cappuccino" from the deli across the street. It's fake because I get it from a machine by pressing a button that says "cappuccino." It's SOOOOO good, though!

I was waiting at the corner of Franklin and Broadway for the walk sign so I could cross the street and I was looking right, towards uptown because the cars on Broadway only go downtown...so I was watching them come towards my direction, waiting for a break.

Then, suddenly, it felt like someone pushed me from my left side ever so lightly but with force that made me move a couple of steps to the right...and the first thing I thought was, 'I REALLY hope that was a co-worker f'in around and trying to be funny.'

But obviously...it wasn't.

I turned to my left and it was doggone VAN!! A FULL SIZE GIANT OF A VAN COMIN' AT ME! Indimidating and navy blue.

Not Cool.

He (the driver) was in my blind spot and I was in his and in the end he never even noticed that he just hit, with his ugly ass van, a human being.

I yelled to him, "WHAT THE HECK."

But he simply drove away like nothing ever happened...to continue on his afternoon joy ride and possibly hit another innocent soul going out for a cup o' joe...well, LA-TI-DA, BAD DRIVER. Go ahead and do your thang, crazy man, cause there's something coming your way, too, getting ready to hittcha.

After that incident I needed not a fake cappuccino but a witness...

CAN I GET A WITNESS??

lets do this for reals this time

Ok, sorry about those last 2 boring blogs. I don't know what I was thinking. I've decided to try my hand at this one more time...and more frequently, too.

What's my motivation, you ask?

I'll tell ya.

The author or 'TOTESBLOG' is my motivation! Damit! I read his blog religiously, and it makes me do nothing less then pee my pants each and every time I read an entry. That and I really need something else to do at work other then check my email 50 times a day. It gets super old after the 10th time that I check it and find no new messages in my inbox.

LETTING THE CREATIVE JUICES FLOW!

While I'm flowing, I thought I'd mention that I'm in a show opening next week. It's a circus. So, of course, it's funny, entertaining, a little gross, sort of strange and most of all it's BEAUTIFUL...in a weird way, I guess...cause there are boners involved. I can't explain. Just come and see it...


'The Circus of Do's and Don'ts'
presented by Cirque This!


when:
April 26th - 28th & May 3rd - 5th
All Shows at 8pm

where:
TRISKELION ARTS
IN WILLIAMSBURG, BROOKLYN
118 N. 11TH ST. 3RD FLOOR (BETWEEN BERRY AND WYTHE AVES)

Take the L train to Bedford Ave. Walk 4 blocks north to N. 11th. Take a left, walk 1.5 blocks and looks for #118 on your left. Walk up to 3rd Floor

$10 suggested
Super cheap beer and wine!!!

RESERVATIONS ARE STRONGLY RECOMMENDED!!!!!
TO RESERVE TICKETS CALL 718 599-3577
OR EMAIL INFO@TRISKELIONARTS.ORG
BE SURE TO SAY WHAT NIGHT, HOW MANY SEATS AND YOUR NAME